MOM.WTF / THE GIFT SHOP WITH A SIDE OF BAD IDEAS
GOOD GIFTS.
BAD INFLUENCE.
Party kits, funny gifts, holiday nonsense, and other excellent poor decisions.
Printable party kits you can download right now. Funny tees, mugs, towels, and gifts that show up at your door.
Gifting season is officially somebody else’s problem.
SHOP BY OCCASION.
Find the right gift before you talk yourself out of it.
SEASON’S GREETINGS.
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
Christmas. Hanukkah. Parties with relatives who have opinions.
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Eight Nights of Unsolicited Advice Hanukkah Tea Towel
$20.45 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Funny F*ck You Christmas Stocking – Vintage Holiday Gift
$6.30 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Santa’s Former Mistress Christmas Zipper Pouch
$14.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Merry Christmas Ungrateful Shits Waffle Tea Towel
$20.45 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW
YOU NEEDED.
Actual products, real prices. No fake “best sellers” here.
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Congratulations on Your Fucking Divorce
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Irreconcilable Bullshit Matte Vertical Poster – Divorce Celebration Humor Wall Art
Price range: $9.17 through $11.80 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
“Funeral of a Marriage” Divorce Party Greeting Card
Price range: $0.58 through $599.85 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Eight Nights of Unsolicited Advice Hanukkah Tea Towel
$20.45 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
One Night Stand Personal Effects Zipper Pouch
$14.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Gothic Moon & Cat Crew Socks
$11.45 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
My Children Know Too Much Mom Coffee Mug
$15.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Good Girls and Bad Decisions Women’s Boxy Tee
Price range: $26.76 through $29.69 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
WHO ARE WE
OFFENDING TODAY?
Pick a person. We’ll supply the questionable judgment.
THIS PARTY NEEDS SUPERVISION.
BAD DECISIONS,
BETTER PARTIES.
Divorce, bridal, milestone birthdays and after-hours gatherings.
SMALL HUMANS.
BIG NONSENSE.
Off-the-wall adventures, birthdays, mystery games, and kid-approved weirdness.
New party-kit releases will appear here when they are available to buy.
WEAR IT. GIFT IT.
EXPLAIN IT LATER.
Clothes, mugs, towels, and other objects that probably have a backstory.
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Eight Nights of Unsolicited Advice Hanukkah Tea Towel
$20.45 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Gothic Moon & Cat Crew Socks
$11.45 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
My Children Know Too Much Mom Coffee Mug
$15.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Good Girls and Bad Decisions Women’s Boxy Tee
Price range: $26.76 through $29.69 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
EVERYBODY HAS
AN OPINION.
Some of them should probably stay private.
Should guests strip the bed before leaving?
Featured existing debate. Open it to vote and see discussion.
READ SOMETHING QUESTIONABLE.
GET THE GOOD STUFF.
New gifts, ridiculous party ideas, and occasional opinions nobody requested.