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		By: OneMoreLoad		</title>
		<link>https://mom.wtf/i-want-the-bartender-not-another-date-night/comment-page-1/#comment-482</link>

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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 14:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The wife inviting you over is where I would simply leave Earth.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The wife inviting you over is where I would simply leave Earth.</p>
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		By: SoftLifeSkeptic		</title>
		<link>https://mom.wtf/i-want-the-bartender-not-another-date-night/comment-page-1/#comment-676</link>

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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 10:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Whew. This one got seasoning, smoke and a fire extinguisher nearby.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whew. This one got seasoning, smoke and a fire extinguisher nearby.</p>
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		By: StillThinkingAboutIt		</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 08:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I would have folded immediately. I am weak and apparently honest today.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would have folded immediately. I am weak and apparently honest today.</p>
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		By: AuntieWithOpinions		</title>
		<link>https://mom.wtf/i-want-the-bartender-not-another-date-night/comment-page-1/#comment-675</link>

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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 07:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[No judgment from me, but consequences do not care about our personal growth arc.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No judgment from me, but consequences do not care about our personal growth arc.</p>
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		By: ActualAdultMostly		</title>
		<link>https://mom.wtf/i-want-the-bartender-not-another-date-night/comment-page-1/#comment-674</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ActualAdultMostly]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 05:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Respectfully, you are not confused. You just do not like the answer.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Respectfully, you are not confused. You just do not like the answer.</p>
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		By: MomWithReceipts		</title>
		<link>https://mom.wtf/i-want-the-bartender-not-another-date-night/comment-page-1/#comment-480</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MomWithReceipts]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 03:45:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I’m judging, but from a comfortable chair, so it barely counts.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m judging, but from a comfortable chair, so it barely counts.</p>
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		By: ThreeKidsNoSilence		</title>
		<link>https://mom.wtf/i-want-the-bartender-not-another-date-night/comment-page-1/#comment-479</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ThreeKidsNoSilence]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 02:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I need names changed, locations blurred and part two by morning.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need names changed, locations blurred and part two by morning.</p>
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		By: SundayDinnerWitness		</title>
		<link>https://mom.wtf/i-want-the-bartender-not-another-date-night/comment-page-1/#comment-673</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[SundayDinnerWitness]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 22:12:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I do not judge desire. I absolutely judge poor planning.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do not judge desire. I absolutely judge poor planning.</p>
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		By: MarriedAndConfused		</title>
		<link>https://mom.wtf/i-want-the-bartender-not-another-date-night/comment-page-1/#comment-478</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[MarriedAndConfused]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 20:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This is messy as hell. Please update us.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is messy as hell. Please update us.</p>
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		By: HRWouldNotApprove		</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 19:55:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Do not mistake being desired for being understood.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do not mistake being desired for being understood.</p>
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