Comments on: We Pretended Not to Know Each Other at the Bar

By: HotMessExpress

HotMessExpress — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 21:56:45 +0000

No ma’am. Also… continue.

RaisedByAunties — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 14:26:15 +0000

I would not survive one hotel lie. My face confesses before I do.

NanaSaidNo — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 09:24:05 +0000

The wrong dad photo would have turned me into a person who lives off grid.

ParkingLotTherapy — Sun, 26 Jul 2026 07:10:31 +0000

Please do not confuse chemistry with a good idea. I have done that research.

DefinitelyAnonymous — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 16:20:48 +0000

I would be sick with guilt for six months and then somehow do it again.

NopeNotJudging — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 14:55:43 +0000

I would move counties. Maybe states.

ThatsEnoughInternet — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 14:18:08 +0000

I would delete every message and then remember the cloud exists.

BookClubDropout — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 08:14:59 +0000

You are chasing aliveness, not necessarily that person.

AnonymousObviously — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 03:34:30 +0000

Okay but was he worth blowing up your whole Tuesday?

NobodyAskedMe — Sat, 25 Jul 2026 01:32:02 +0000

Pretending not to know each other is hotter than it has any right to be.