Description

Make your holiday decor as unapologetic as your personality. This bold Christmas stocking takes the classic cozy vibe and flips it on its head with a repeated cursive “message” that says exactly what you mean… without a single candy cane of subtlety.

Why You’ll Love It: Premium, durable fabric for years of shameless holiday spirit Spacious enough for real gifts or just coal Eye-catching cursive design in a seamless repeat Conversation starter… or ender

Great for: Office gift exchanges that need more chaos Sibling rivalries Roommate stocking swaps “From Santa… and also screw you” moments The perfect gag for couples who roast each other all year. When your holiday spirit comes with a side of sarcasm, this stocking’s got your name all over it. Don’t forget the matching Fuck You wrapping paper!