I have been seeing a married man for four months. Spare me. I already know.
His wife found out and sent me a message asking me to come over. I assumed she wanted proof, an apology, maybe to throw something.
She poured me wine.
Then she told me their marriage had been open for two years and he was the one hiding me because he liked the drama of an affair.
She was calm. Beautiful. Much funnier than him.
I stayed three hours.
Now she and I text more than he and I do, and I am starting to suspect he was never the interesting part.
Now the comments get a turn.
Read the room, state your case, and try not to become the reason the next submission exists.