Can grandparents ignore your rules at their house?
Your child came home sugared up, unbathed and holding a toy you specifically said no to.
Your child came home sugared up, unbathed and holding a toy you specifically said no to.
You opened your phone to one hundred messages and none of them were actual plans.
They bring one bag of rolls and leave you with seventeen dirty plates.
The name sounds like a medieval horse crossed with a blood pressure medication.
She ruins every gathering, then acts shocked when nobody tells her the next one is happening.
My sister wants thirty people in matching pajamas for a photo nobody asked for.
My sister picked a baby name that sounds like a prescription drug, and everybody is lying to her.
I love some of these people. I also do not want to spend eight hours pretending.
I throw a party. Three weeks later, she throws the same party with better cupcakes.