Family Drama

She ruins every gathering, then acts shocked when nobody tells her the next one is happening.

My sister wants thirty people in matching pajamas for a photo nobody asked for.

My sister picked a baby name that sounds like a prescription drug, and everybody is lying to her.

I love some of these people. I also do not want to spend eight hours pretending.

I throw a party. Three weeks later, she throws the same party with better cupcakes.