I Kissed My Husband’s Friend in the Laundry Room
It lasted maybe ten seconds. That was plenty.
It lasted maybe ten seconds. That was plenty.
I expected a divorce conversation. I got something else.
He remembers my drink. My husband forgets I am there.
It was the best date we have had in years.
I thought she wanted a confrontation. She poured wine.
Now I am embarrassed by how much I liked it.
I knew the blinds were open. That is the problem.
The conference ended at five. We stayed until morning.
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