I Want the Bartender, Not Another Date Night

THE STORY

My husband keeps suggesting date night like one plate of pasta is going to fix ten years of being overlooked.

There is a bartender at the place near my office who remembers my drink, my name, and the fact that I hate small talk. He leans closer when I speak. He notices when I cut my hair. He once touched the inside of my wrist while handing me change and I thought about it for three days.

I have not done anything. I know exactly how pathetic this sounds.

But when my husband says we should “reconnect,” all I can think about is that bartender looking at me like I am not somebody’s exhausted wife.

Now the comments get a turn.

Read the room, state your case, and try not to become the reason the next submission exists.

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OneMoreLoad
OneMoreLoad
16 days ago

The wife inviting you over is where I would simply leave Earth.

SoftLifeSkeptic
SoftLifeSkeptic
17 days ago

Whew. This one got seasoning, smoke and a fire extinguisher nearby.

StillThinkingAboutIt
StillThinkingAboutIt
17 days ago

I would have folded immediately. I am weak and apparently honest today.

AuntieWithOpinions
AuntieWithOpinions
17 days ago

No judgment from me, but consequences do not care about our personal growth arc.

ActualAdultMostly
ActualAdultMostly
17 days ago

Respectfully, you are not confused. You just do not like the answer.

MomWithReceipts
MomWithReceipts
17 days ago

I’m judging, but from a comfortable chair, so it barely counts.

ThreeKidsNoSilence
ThreeKidsNoSilence
17 days ago

I need names changed, locations blurred and part two by morning.

SundayDinnerWitness
SundayDinnerWitness
17 days ago

I do not judge desire. I absolutely judge poor planning.

MarriedAndConfused
MarriedAndConfused
17 days ago

This is messy as hell. Please update us.

HRWouldNotApprove
HRWouldNotApprove
17 days ago

Do not mistake being desired for being understood.

EastSideMama
EastSideMama
17 days ago

You can miss your ex and still leave that door bolted.

SnackHider
SnackHider
17 days ago

There is no clean ending here. Only outfits and consequences.

OneGoodBra
OneGoodBra
17 days ago

The sociology of this is fascinating. The personal consequences are still gonna slap.

NotNewToNonsense
NotNewToNonsense
18 days ago

I understand the temptation. I do not understand the logistics. Who is watching the kids?

SecondCupMom
SecondCupMom
18 days ago

Pretending not to know each other is hotter than it has any right to be.

LaundryRoomWitness
LaundryRoomWitness
19 days ago

My husband would know something was up because I suddenly shaved both legs.

IHaveQuestions
IHaveQuestions
19 days ago

That little thrill is gonna come with a full invoice later.

EmotionalSupportDietCoke
EmotionalSupportDietCoke
19 days ago

Please do not confuse chemistry with a good idea. I have done that research.

CerealForDinner
CerealForDinner
19 days ago

The way I would accidentally tell on myself within 24 hours.

PorchProfessor
PorchProfessor
20 days ago

I have no moral high ground, but I do have WiFi and concern.

PorchCoffeePlease
PorchCoffeePlease
20 days ago

Honestly the secrecy would eat me alive. I cannot even hide Amazon boxes.

GroupChatDropout
GroupChatDropout
20 days ago

No judgment, but this is exactly how a three episode documentary starts.

HotMessExpress
HotMessExpress
20 days ago

I would delete every message and then remember the cloud exists.

ParkingLotTherapy
ParkingLotTherapy
20 days ago

You can want something and still leave it the hell alone.

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