Can you eat food your kid said they didn’t want?
They said they were full. Then you touched the fries and suddenly it became a custody case.
They said they were full. Then you touched the fries and suddenly it became a custody case.
You bought one nice thing for yourself and they smelled it through two cabinets.
You have food in the house, but none of it wants to become a meal.
Everybody loves my house for holidays because they do not have to clean it before or after.
Nobody likes dinner, but everybody gets real interested once I stop making it.
There were four cupcakes and four people. Then I remembered I am also a person.