I have hosted Thanksgiving six years in a row.
People show up late, bring one bag of rolls and then sit down like they have completed a task.
I cook for two days. I clean before. I clean after. Somebody always leaves a wet paper plate on a bookshelf.
Last year my brother took leftovers before I even ate dessert.
This year I said I am not hosting and suddenly the family group chat is full of concern about tradition.
Funny how tradition always happens in my kitchen.
Am I allowed to quit, or do I have to fake a plumbing problem?
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