Graduation for Kindergarten Was Three Hours

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My niece graduated kindergarten in south Louisiana and the ceremony was three hours long.

There were speeches. A slideshow. Individual awards. Two songs. A prayer. Another song. Then every child walked across the stage while someone read a paragraph about their future plans.

One kid wants to be a dinosaur. Respect.

I love my niece. I clapped hard. But by hour two my lower back was filing paperwork and somebody’s toddler was licking the railing.

When did finishing kindergarten become a state occasion?

Give them cupcakes, take twelve pictures, let us leave before the sun changes position.

Now the comments get a turn.

Read the room, state your case, and try not to become the reason the next submission exists.

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CajunDad
CajunDad
13 days ago

You forgot the part where everybody takes 900 pictures in the aisle while blocking the next family.

DinoCareerCounselor
DinoCareerCounselor
22 days ago

The dinosaur kid has the strongest five year plan in the class.

AcademicMom
AcademicMom
1 month ago

I dislike calling every transition a graduation. It dilutes the meaning and creates unnecessary expense.

NoMoreBleachers
NoMoreBleachers
1 month ago

My lower back was filing paperwork is exactly how those metal bleachers feel.

ProudAuntie
ProudAuntie
1 month ago

I love the little graduations but yes, 45 minutes max. Say names, sing one song, release the grandparents.

KinderTeacher
KinderTeacher
1 month ago

Three hours is too long. The children are five. Half of them forgot why they were there.

BayouMama
BayouMama
2 months ago

Louisiana will turn anything into a ceremony with a prayer, a slideshow, and food afterward.

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