My Dog Has a Better Bedtime Routine

THE STORY

Every night my dog gets a short walk, a dental treat, fresh water, a blanket arranged exactly the way he likes it, and several minutes of reassurance that he is a very good boy.

I get dishes, unanswered texts, and somebody asking where their charger is while I am brushing my teeth.

Last night I realized I was tucking the dog in while standing in a laundry basket because there was no clear floor space in my bedroom.

He sighed contentedly. I respected it, but I also resented it.

Does anyone else provide better care to the pet than to themselves?

Now the comments get a turn.

Read the room, state your case, and try not to become the reason the next submission exists.

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AuntieKnowsBest
AuntieKnowsBest
15 days ago

Find a good home and let everybody be mad for a week.

ReceiptsAndLipGloss
ReceiptsAndLipGloss
15 days ago

Responsible care matters more than pretending to feel a feeling you do not.

AuntieFromSanAntonio
AuntieFromSanAntonio
16 days ago

The dog understands because rules are fake and snacks are real.

NeighborWatchDropout
NeighborWatchDropout
16 days ago

You are not evil for admitting the dog is exhausting.

UnpaidHolidayStaff
UnpaidHolidayStaff
17 days ago

I would keep the dog and rehome the husband who promised to help.

PetHairEverywhere
PetHairEverywhere
19 days ago

I like animals more than people and I still understand not bonding with one.

NoMaamSince1984
NoMaamSince1984
20 days ago

The rabbit did not sign up to teach your kid responsibility.

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