My Husband Hid the Good Towels

THE STORY

I bought new bath towels because ours had reached the texture of old roofing material.

Two days later, they vanished.

I found them folded in the top of my husband’s closet. He said he was saving them for guests because the kids would ruin them.

We have guests maybe twice a year. Meanwhile, I am drying myself with a towel that has one absorbent corner and a bleach stain shaped like Florida.

I bought the towels. I live here. I would like to experience them before a distant cousin does.

Is saving the good towels normal, or has my house become a tiny hotel where the residents get the damaged linens?

Now the comments get a turn.

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GrandmaHasReceipts
GrandmaHasReceipts
2 months ago

I also hide towels. I call it resource protection.

TexasMomAfterDark
TexasMomAfterDark
2 months ago

Hiding the good towels is betrayal with a thread count.

LowBatteryHighStandards
LowBatteryHighStandards
2 months ago

Marriage is mostly two people disagreeing about which towel is too good to use.

OneCupcakeWitness
OneCupcakeWitness
2 months ago

Good towels are not for muddy dogs, cars or mystery spills.

ThreeKidsNoSilence
ThreeKidsNoSilence
2 months ago

I bought white towels once and learned nothing.

SundayDinnerWitness
SundayDinnerWitness
2 months ago

My husband uses decorative towels like shop rags.

BudgetBougieMama
BudgetBougieMama
2 months ago

This marriage needs towel boundaries immediately.

MijaSaidNo
MijaSaidNo
2 months ago

The cheap towels are right there, sir.

NoMaamUniversity
NoMaamUniversity
2 months ago

He hid them because he knows what he did.

WiFiPasswordChanged
WiFiPasswordChanged
2 months ago

If he cannot respect the good towels, he cannot know where they live.

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