Description

The Unmarrying Party Kit

Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Divorce looks good on you.

So the marriage didn’t work out. Congratulations on surviving it.

Now comes the fun part.

Whether you’re throwing a divorce party for yourself, celebrating your best friend’s newly acquired freedom, or planning one spectacularly inappropriate girls’ night, The Unmarrying Party Kit gives you everything you need for a hilariously unforgettable celebration.

We’re talking fake courtroom drama, terrible dating decisions, ridiculous marriage autopsies, public humiliation (the consensual, funny kind), and awards nobody would ever display at work.

No professional party planner required. Just a printer, some friends, and a deeply questionable sense of humor.

25 Games. One Dead Marriage. Absolutely No Refunds on the Ex.

The kit includes five themed game phases, plus a separate party setup section.

Phase 01: Party Setup

Set the scene for the funeral of a marriage with printable invitations, a welcome sign, a funeral program, an obituary, and host preparation materials.

Phase 02: Funeral for the Marriage

Give the deceased relationship a proper sendoff with five games:

• The Marriage Is Dead. Bring Booze.
• The Official Marriage Autopsy
• The Shit We Couldn’t Say at the Wedding
• Rest in Pieces, Motherfucker
• The Final Nail in the Coffin

Phase 03: Divorce Court

Put bad relationship behavior on trial with five more games:

• Divorce Court
• Who Fucked Up Worse?
• The Red Flag Auction
• Pin the Blame on the Asshole
• The Prenup from Hell

Phase 04: Dating Disaster

Because apparently the dating pool hasn’t improved.

• Build a Better Bastard
• Fuck, Marry, Divorce
• The Walk of Shame Olympics
• Dating Profile Crime Scene Investigation
• Rebound Roulette

Phase 05: Public Humiliation

Time for a little theatrical embarrassment.

• Divorce Charades
• The World’s Worst Wedding Vows
• Alimony or Bullshit?
• The Exorcism of the Ex
• Drunk History: The Marriage Edition

Phase 06: Final Games

Finish the night with a spectacularly inappropriate celebration.

• Divorce Bingo
• The Bad Decision Confessional
• Wedding Gift Repossession
• The Settlement Scavenger Hunt
• The Official Fucking Freedom Awards

What You’ll Receive

Your purchase includes three digital downloads:

1. START HERE Guide

Simple instructions for preparing your party, choosing games, and printing the materials you need.

2. Complete Unmarrying Party Kit PDF

A 261-page printable booklet containing all 25 games, host instructions, party setup materials, cards, activities, and supplemental printables.

3. Individual Games & Printables ZIP

Separate PDFs organized for convenient printing. Choose your favorite games without printing the entire booklet.

What Makes This Party Kit Different?

It’s an actual party experience.

Not just a few questions printed on cards. You’ll get games involving performances, voting, creative challenges, mock trials, auctions, scavenger hunting, and ridiculous awards.

You control the chaos.

Host one or two games for a casual gathering, or build an entire themed divorce celebration.

No need to print 261 pages.

The complete booklet is included for convenience. Individual game files let you print only the activities and quantities you need.

The guest of honor comes first.

Games use fictional scenarios and voluntary participation. No one has to share personal divorce details, discuss painful experiences, or drink alcohol to participate.

Product Details

• Format: Digital download (PDF and ZIP)
• Price: $29.95
• Games: 25
• Complete booklet: 261 pages
• Paper size: US Letter (8.5 × 11 inches)
• Printing: Actual Size / 100%, preferably single-sided
• Players: Activities accommodate groups of up to 20, with some designed for teams
• Recommended for: Adults
• Delivery: Digital files provided through your WooCommerce purchase
• Download limit: Three downloads per file

Important Before Purchasing

This is a digital product. No physical items will be shipped.

You’ll need a PDF reader, a printer for physical game materials, and basic supplies such as pens, scissors, and tape. Some activities use optional household props.

Colors may vary slightly depending on your printer and paper.

Because the humor includes explicit language, adult subjects, and sarcastic relationship jokes, this kit is intended for mature audiences.

The Marriage Is Over. The Fun Doesn’t Have to Be.

Some people celebrate divorce with a spa weekend. Some buy a new wardrobe.

You? You’re about to put a fictional ex on trial and hand somebody a certificate for surviving absolute bullshit.

Add The Unmarrying Party Kit to your cart and give that marriage the sendoff it deserves.