My kids each have their own room, but one of them only sleeps in hers about half the time.
The rest of the time she is in my bed, on the couch or in her sister’s room bothering her.
Meanwhile I work at a desk shoved into the corner of my bedroom like a Victorian accountant.
I want to move both girls into the bigger room and use the smaller room as an office.
They are acting like I announced they are moving into a shed.
They are eight and ten. The room is big. They have shared hotel rooms without dying.
Am I selfish for wanting one room in this house that does not have stuffed animals in it?
Now the comments get a turn.
Read the room, state your case, and try not to become the reason the next submission exists.