Is it okay to serve cereal for dinner?
You have food in the house, but none of it wants to become a meal.
You have food in the house, but none of it wants to become a meal.
It is the third assembly this month and your job is starting to notice.
The responsibility chart is dusty and the rabbit still needs to eat.
They have not touched it since 2022 but will sense its absence from another state.
They are grown, employed and somehow still eating your lunch meat.
The name sounds like a medieval horse crossed with a blood pressure medication.
One of you bought a tool. The other bought takeout. Court is now in session.
She ruins every gathering, then acts shocked when nobody tells her the next one is happening.
He is twenty four, employed, and somehow my groceries keep disappearing faster than my patience.
There is apparently a gift required for every holiday, season, milestone and random Tuesday.
Mom rants, petty arguments, family bullshit, polls and the stories worth sending to the group chat.
MOM.WTF